Not long ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Just last month Humpty Dumpty fell off the
wall.
This all started
when a little old lady was hanging out her laundry. She was a kind old lady
and loved everything and everybody that was good. Her name was Miss Sally.
As she was going
back inside, she spotted a cup just sitting in her garden.
“I’ve never seen
this before,” she said as she bent over and picked it up.
She took it into
her house and washed it. She noticed that it had a lovely design of flowers
near the handle. She dried it with a towel and set it on the table.
“I wonder if it
can hold anything,” she said aloud.
She poured milk
into it. The milk stayed there and didn’t leak out. As soon as she got ready
to pick it up, it turned into a huge, white goose.
“O my
goodness!” She exclaimed. “What have I done to deserve this goose?”
Thinking for a minute, “It will taste good in some stew.”
She put the
goose outside but attached a sack of flour to the goose so it would not fly
away.
The bird was
standing still when it suddenly flew straight up like one of those new-fangled
helicopters. The lady was so astonished that her mouth dropped to the
ground. She ran out of the house and called to the goose. The goose came
down, she got on, and they took off. The goose flew and flew and flew for a
long time. Eventually, they came to a stop.
Miss Sally
started babbling like a brook. “Where are we? What are we doing here? When
can I go home? I left the doors unlocked. Can you talk and why?”
“Now, Now,
listen here. For me to answer your questions, you have to calm down,” the
goose said and rambled on. “As you can hear, I can talk, and why I can is
that we are in make-believe world. This also answers your first question.
You can go home after you make some rhymes up for the children. Your doors
are locked, and everything is safe. We had better rest now for tomorrow is a
busy day. There is a small hut over in the woods that will be your house when
you are here.”
“Will you come
to pick me up or should I come here?” Miss Sally asked.
“I will come to
get you at the hut,” the goose said.
“I’d probably
get lost coming back to here. I might even get lost going to the hut,” Miss
Sally said. “Do you think you could lead me there?”
“Yes, I could,” said
the goose, and they both went walking through the woods.
The next day was
bright and sunny. The birds were singing, the grass and leaves were growing,
and the children were happily playing. The goose appeared at the lady’s hut.
She decided to explore the woods with him. As they were flying along, they
saw a hill and a well with two children going up it.
Miss Sally said,
“Stop there, goose. I would like to see what is going on.”
The goose flew
down and stopped.
“What are they
going up the hill for?” Miss Sally asked.
The goose
replied, “They are going up the hill for some water.”
“Did you say
that I was to make up some rhymes?” she asked.
“Yes.”
Suddenly, there
was a thud at the bottom of the hill. She looked up and said to the children,
“What are your names?”
The girl said,
“My name is Jill, and this is my brother Jack.”
Miss Sally then
said, “I’ve got a good rhyme. Listen to this.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.”
The goose smiled
and said, “That is very good. You have done one deed. You now can go back to
your hut and rest until tomorrow.”
“Thank you,” she
said and went back through the woods to the hut.
The next day it
was raining. Miss Sally had just gotten up when there was a knock at her
door. She went to the door and opened it. There stood a little cat.
“Hi! I am
George the Cat.”
“What are you
doing here, George?”
“I’ve come to
give you a message. Miss Jill and Mr. Jack want to thank you for writing a
rhyme. The goose also says for me to tell you he won’t come today because it
is too wet to fly around.”
“Thank you, Mr.
Cat for telling me. Would you like to stay awhile and rest?” said Miss Sally.
“No, thank you.
I’ve got to get back to the mice-packing factory,” said George.
“Now what can I get myself into. I know, I’ll bake some
cookies for the
goose. I wonder what kind he likes. I’ll make feather-down cookies. No,
that might hurt his feelings. I’ll make some sugar cookies,” she thought.
After she baked
the cookies, she decided to look around the hut. She saw a pin and picked it
up. For the rest of the day, everything she did was right. That night she
was thinking about the pin and thought of this rhyme.
See a pin and pick it up,
All the day you’ll have good luck.
See a pin and let it lay,
Bad luck you’ll have all the day.
The next day
the goose came by. Miss Sally gave him the cookies and told him the rhyme.
The goose said that she had done very well and then thanked her for the
cookies.
The goose and
Miss Sally were walking along when they came upon a wall with an egg sitting
on top.
The goose
whispered to her, “That’s Humpty Dumpty, and he is always sitting here.”
Just then there
was a splat at their feet. It was the egg. A bunch of men with horses
and KING written on their backs came by but couldn’t get him back together.
Miss Sally said,
“I’ve got it! Listen to this.”
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.
That’s good.
Let’s keep going.”
They came upon a
young girl in a garden will all kinds of flowers. Miss Sally asked, “What is
your name?”
The girl
answered, “I’m Mary. These are silver bells and cockle shells.”
Miss Sally
thought for a long time and recited this rhyme.
Mistress Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With cockle shells and silver bells
And pretty maids, all in a row.
“That’s four you’ve done now. You’ve got one more to do,” said the goose.
Miss Sally
wasn’t paying any attention; she was watching a girl and a spider. Then she
said, “I’m going to do my last rhyme now. I’ve been watching the girl.
Listen to this!”
Little Miss Muffet
She sat on a tuffet
Eating of curds and whey;
There came a great spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
That’s great. I
guess I will take you home tomorrow. Let’s go to the hut and rest before we
go,” said the goose.
The next day
came, and the goose took Miss Sally home. The goose said, “ Remember your
experience, and I will be seeing you.” Then the goose was gone.
We will leave
Miss Sally sitting at her table drinking the milk that was in the cup. But if
you look real close at the cup, you will probably notice there isn’t a flower
design, but the words - Mother Goose.